NSFW: How to Drive an RS4

[Avant]

BTW, the sprint blue RS4 is running Milltek with KW Var 3 coilovers!

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Episode-7-Viewers-Choice_163466.htm, originally posted in:

http://rs246.com/index.php?name=PNph...wtopic&t=70925
Good heels for doing heel and toe!

[decksurgeon]

LOL!...wats with the carwash man.....

[Avant]

The message is - drive your RS4 hard, after which, you must pamper and take good care of her!

[Karsoon]

Looks like she does the self-wash more than washing the rs4.

[decksurgeon]

"squeeze it", "harder", "steady pressure", "that's it","tighten up"
"i was really pleased with her performance"........

now i truly understand the RS4.
it wasnt in the brochure - more audi secrets revealed

[Avant]

Wait wait, you meant the RS4 is supposed to come with the babe in the bikini?

PA has shortchanged us!!

Or maybe I missed the "babe-in-bikini" option box!

[RS4cab]

Originally Posted by Avant

Wait wait, you meant the RS4 is supposed to come with the babe in the bikini?

PA has shortchanged us!!

Or maybe I missed the "babe-in-bikini" option box!

Holy cow....then i got cheated too...how come it doesnt come with a handsome chippendale???!!!!!!

i am sure if there was a box that read "handsome guy in swimming trunks"....i sure to check that box!!!!!

[Dr C]

Hmmmm ... at the end I was waiting for her to remove her restraints ... seat belts ok

What an eye opener - the deep cleava ... errr ... steep drops by the side of the road made one wish for a test ride!

[ghoonk]

For those of you driving the RS4, do you experience any jerkiness when you lift off the clutch when shifting from 1st to 2nd? I'm not talking about shifting at 2500 rpm, i'm talking about shifting at 4000 to 5000 rpm or higher.

Mine jerks like an orgasming teenager, and I'm told by the guys in Audizine that this is normal. *grrr*

No problems shifting in other gears though, just 1-2 shifting.

[nuanda]

Originally Posted by ghoonk

For those of you driving the RS4, do you experience any jerkiness when you lift off the clutch when shifting from 1st to 2nd? I'm not talking about shifting at 2500 rpm, i'm talking about shifting at 4000 to 5000 rpm or higher.

Mine jerks like an orgasming teenager, and I'm told by the guys in Audizine that this is normal. *grrr*

No problems shifting in other gears though, just 1-2 shifting.

Depends on whether got any babe in bikini in the car doing the stick shift ...